deal......or no deal?

2008-09-03T23:51:00.000-07:00

wipeout!!!!!!

please say yes. please.....

2008-06-12T00:18:00.000-07:00

My yearly life crisis. Days remaining at work....

2008-02-12T18:37:00.000-08:00

in honor of the late heath ledger....

ride on fellas. ride on.....

2008-02-03T14:54:00.000-08:00

super bowl XLII....

welcome everyone to my very first super bowl running diary!!! since im at home watching the game by myself...i figured this will give me something to do. i hope this is a good game....

right now im watching fox's depiction of the declaration of independence. i take great pride in our country, but this was lame! just tell us to go out and vote, although everyone running sucks. i guess its up to us to select the least suckiest person to be president? anyway...did anyone see LT? is he mc hammer? did you see his pants? those were tight...actually, they were really baggy.

okay, the game is about to start, so im going to make my prediction for the game. i see the giants hanging in there throughout the game. the giants will actually lead in the 4th 31-28 until brady will lead the frickin patriots on a game-winning touchdown drive and win it 35-31. yup...the giants will cover and the game will go over! lets see how wrong i am with my prediction.

enjoy....

3:08 -- god i hate american idol.

3:10 -- do you think most of the giants can even spell resiliency?

3:12 -- oh...brady and the patriots are walking down the tunnel and brady cut his hair!!!! he looks sooooo dreamy!!!! not quite kirk herbstreit eye candy, but hes getting there...

3:17 -- that matt hasselback commercial was pretty sweet. oh...national anthem time. wow...jordin sparks is kind of cute and i heard she can cover moss better than most of the giants secondary.

3:21 -- wow...that performance of the national anthem was really good. she didnt try to do too much. i so would now!

3:23 -- the pro bowl is next week already? i wonder what the line is for that game? hmm...whos coming to my pro bowl party?!?!?!

3:25 -- where the hell is joe montana? you're going to have the coin flip in honor of bill walsh and no joe montana? what the hell? im gonna go with heads! and it is.....tails!!!! the giants win the toss and will receive it....in the butt. what...what....

3:29 -- where the hell are the commercials for 24? im starting to get upset.

3:30 -- and the game begins...

3:32 -- bill belichick is wearing a cut-off hoodie. only a few people can pull off that look. actually...no one can pull off that look.

3:35 -- yes!!! first down on a 3rd and 7 to steve smith. manning is looking good so far. i just realized there are a lot of famous steve smiths in professional sports. hmm...i wonder how many famous elisha mannings are there. just like i thought...just one.

3:40 -- frickin boss just dropped a sure completion! he's definitely no tony danza!

3:44 -- damn...giants finally got stopped on a 3rd down. time for a tynes' fg and its....good! and the giants lead it 3-0.

3:49 -- ray lewis wears under armour? so is that what he wore to kill those people? i guess oj wore under armour too? i guess under armour doesnt work when you try to hold someone captive?

3:50 -- patriots getting ready for their first play of the game and they get to start at the 40. yeah, thats what they need...good field position. brady fails on his first completion. i guess hes not going perfect today....

3:57 -- i need to poop so bad, but i dont want to miss anything. ill just wait until halftime since its tom petty and the heartbreakers. damn you justin timberlake! i blame you for these crappy halftime shows. if they're going to have old farts perform, why cant they have neil diamond or barry manilow....cause im a fan-ilow!

3:58 -- sweet...pass interference on the giants in the end zone. now the ball is going to be placed at the one yard line. hmmm....whos going to get the td? vrabel or seau? im goin seau....

4:02 -- touchdown maroney!!! gay...patriots up 7-3.

4:04 -- now i have to go to godaddy.com to see danica patrick show off her beaver? what a frickin tease!!!!

4:09 -- oh....its a. toooooooomah!!! 40 yard pass completion to amani toomer! hes not the only good michigan football player on the field...

4:10 -- did you know mike carey is the first black ref to work a super bowl? cool..they just showed jim carey and jenny mccarthy. its nice to see his brother come out and support him.

4:13 -- crap...interception! stupid steve smith...he should have caught that pass! i guess that just proves michigan players are far superior to usc players. so far i have michigan players....no interceptions. usc....one.

4:17 -- sweet...the giants just stopped the patriots on 3rd down. damn. it should be 7-6 at least right now. yeah...my prediction for the over doesnt look too good right now. haha. again...another reason i shouldnt gamble (which i didnt of course).

4:25 -- so i dont get that life water commercial. are they saying naomi campbell looks like a lizard? if so, i agree.

4:27 -- just when i was thinking, why isnt the giants defensive line doing anything...they go and get two sacks in a row. awesome!

4:30 -- have i mentioned how much i hate american idol? if not, i do.

4:33 -- wow...this 2nd qtr is really long. not quite howie long. more like nia long.

4:36 -- that was a weird play manning just ran. pretend to fumble, let your running back bat it forward and then have your receiver pick up the ball for a first down. man...the giants are pulling everything out of their play book for this game....

4:40 -- i love chuck! so far that t-mobile commercial is my favorite one by far.

4:41 -- i wish i could really do that to justin timberlake. yeah...im a hater.

4:46 -- man...i havent seen brady get hit this hard in a long time. hes getting hit harder than new orleans did from katrina! okay, maybe not that hard....

4:50 -- fumble!!!!!! justin tuck justed forced a tom brady fumble. think about it...brady became famous because of the "tuck rule". ah irony....you dirty whore!

4:54 -- yes...halftime! time to poop! ill be back lighter and refreshed for the second half. so far, its been a really good game. the new england "dirty cheaters" patriots 7 (i hate all cheaters!) and the new york giants 3.

5:05 -- that was a great dump! my goodness...this halftime show is awful! watching tom petty and the heartbreakers is like watching that greatful dead video with the skeletons. its even creepier in hd!

5:08 -- damn it! my cable box is acting up! the hd channel is all scrambled. nooooooooo!!!

5:11 -- tom petty is playing the only song i know or kind of like. cause im free.....free ballin'!!!!!! they should have this song for guitar hero.

5:15 -- another song i know! this halftime show isnt too bad i guess. better than that britney performance a few years back. btw...what has britney been up to lately? i heard shes a "crazy" football fan...literally. god i hate her.

5:23 -- the second half is about to start. i hope the giants dont get blown out. this first drive is critical. yup...that was my john madden obvious quote of the game.

5:25 -- and the second half begins....

5:28 -- faulk you kevin faulk! 1st down patriots.

5:30 -- yes!!!! they stopped the patriots on 3rd down! if you couldnt tell by now, i want the giants to win.

5:33 -- those salesgenie.com commercials are pretty offensive. for their first commercial, they have an indian guy, just so they could make fun of his accent. then their second commercial they have pandas, so they can make fun of chinese people. i hope they have a third commercial with black people in it.

5:37 -- you can challenge how many men are on the field now? i hate the patriots. patriots are going to score now.

5:40 -- faulk you faulk! first down on a screen pass on 3rd and 13? good coverage giants!

5:42 -- strahan sack!!!! it has to be the power of the gapped teeth! hmmm...maybe i should try and play football? sweet! the giants stopped the patriots on 4th down!!!! wow...im emotionally getting into this game.

5:50 -- gay....randall gay just made a nice 3rd down play on plaxico.

5:55 -- pam oliver just reported that they're giving the giants players a lot of bananas. a lot of players on the giants are black. sounds pretty racist to me or maybe it really is for preventing cramps? nah...im going with racism!

5:58 -- frickin wes welker. he keeps making big plays! another 19 yard play. bastard.

6:00 -- giants stop the patriots on another third down!!!!

6:06 -- they just showed peyton manning again. its nice to see him there supporting his brother. thats probably why elisha is playing so well. i mean none of the brady bunch are at the game supporting tom. i thought greg would at least be there. he's the big brother. sure gisele is there, but you need your family....

6:07 -- i take it back....kevin is the boss. sorry tony. wow...its the 4th quarter already? this game has gone by pretty fast.

6:09 -- steve smith...17 yard gain!!!! i guess hes trying to make up for that interception play...

6:11 -- manning to david tyree.....touchdown!!!!! the giants are now leading 10-7. again...is this really the same elisha manning with a qb passer rating of 73.9 during the regular season? i think we're in bizarro world. something bad is going to happen. beware everyone....beware....

6:16 -- yes...another terminator commercial!!! i cant watch a terminator show with no ahnold. ive heard good things about the show, but i just cant get into it. no ahnold = not watching.

6:17 -- randy moss just caught a pass! you would think the patriots would try to pass to him more? really...the giants are playing that good of coverage against him?

6:20 -- these e-trade commercials with the baby talking is nothing like pearl from "the landlord".

6:24 -- wow...manning scrambles now too? who is this guy? nevermind...he just overthrew a wide open plaxico. thats the same manning we all know and love...

6:33 -- another first down with 4:o2 left in the game. yup...brady is driving them for that winning td i called in my prediction. yeah...yeah...the score is off. bite me.

6:37 -- is jabar gaffney black? he looks pretty white to me.

6:39 -- brady to moss....touchdown!!!! patriots now lead 14-10. damn it!!! its okay...theres still 2:42 left in the game. elisha manning is known for big 4th qtr comebacks. oh wait...thats his brother. no...i think it was his dad? actually...none of them are known for being that clutch. congratulations to the new england patriots for winning super bowl XLII....

6:44 -- i just saw the eli manning face (hot chick not included)! wow...it took three and a half quarters for him to make that face???

6:47 -- 4th and inches....they're going for it! this is is it folks.....

6:48 -- first down giants!!!!!

6:52 -- omg...that was an amazing play!!!!! eli almost gets sacked, but gets out of it. then he chucks it and david tyree makes an amazing catch for a 30 yard reception! that was awesome...

6:56 -- elisha to plaxico...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow....i just jumped up and almost tripped over my chair. i cant believe how excited i got!!!! i guess plaxico knew something....

7:03 -- 4th and 20 with 0:10 left. can the giants hold them off for the win....

7:04 -- yes!!!!!!! the giants just beat the patriots to win super bowl XLII!!! congrats and much props to bill belichick for being such a classy prick. wow...this win feels pretty good and im not even a giants fan. the fact that bill simmons is going to be sad, makes me very happy! go giants!

7:11 -- im going with elisha being the mvp of the super bowl. i think he should go to disneyland...

whew...i cant believe i sat here and blogged for an entire 4 hours. sweet...i can make it in time to work out real quick at bally's before it closes too!

hope you enjoyed my very first running diary. shoot...i dont know if there's going to be a second one. this is just way too much work. congrats again to the giants. i hope this super bowl win by the giants will inspire the lions to play hard and make it to the super bowl next year. i mean elisha just led the giants to a super bowl victory. anything can happen, right? or like i mentioned earlier. something bad is going to happen. beware everyone...

2008-01-29T23:51:00.000-08:00

congratulations to me!!!!

today is my 100th day since my last sports bet. so what have i been doing you ask....

26

my goal is sixty-four and i like my chances since i've been working out a lot lately.....

i will be the ultimate 5-year old fighter!!!!!!

2008-01-23T00:23:00.001-08:00

my picture from today's kings vs. red wings game....

im gangster yo! btw...kings suck! red wings won 3-0.

2007-12-18T20:55:00.000-08:00

nathan!!!!!!!!!

what are you looking at...

seriously....i love being an uncle!

2007-12-07T01:08:00.001-08:00

just go see it!

you'll thank me later...

2007-12-02T22:32:00.000-08:00

i think i have to reset my counter....

im kind of embarrassed to admit it...but i made a bet today. i bet ann dinner that the lakers would lose today to the orlando magic. guess who won...the magic baby!!!!

it was just too easy! so please let me know if you think i have to reset my counter. i mean it was only for dinner. i think i can let this one slide right...

2007-11-27T00:23:00.001-08:00

guess what time it is...christmas!!!! okay, im not too excited about all the pagan stuff, but i love christmas and for this reason only...christmas songs!!! yes, they're all the same, and everyone tries to sing it their own way, but it cheers me up. so if you want a copy of my christmas cd, let me know and i will make you a copy asap. in the meantime...enjoy some new edition, while i make your cd.

2007-11-25T23:19:00.000-08:00

fanfotos!!!!!

i love this thing. i guess more and more sporting events are trying to get people to take pictures, to show how ugly their fans are? since this is free, i went crazy yesterday trying to take as many pictures as possible. unfortunately, i was only able to take four pictures. here are the four from yesterday and two other ones from other games i attended this year. i know i have more, but i forgot which dodger games i went to, so im not going to look for them. enjoy...

clippers vs. hornets picture #1

clippers vs. hornets picture #2

clippers vs. hornets picture #3

clippers vs. hornets picture #4

clippers vs. bulls picture #1 (im thinking of making this one a t-shirt)

angels vs mariners

so which one do you guys like the most? i like the one in front of the staples center. so innocent, yet so seductive....

2007-11-25T01:16:00.001-08:00

michael flatley is definitely the lord of the dance....

he is amazing! look at his legs move. seriously...hes not human!

and guess what folks....he's going to be in pasadena on dec. 9th! my roommates and i are going. who's coming with us??? let me know so i can get your tickets. you dont want to miss out...

2007-11-18T10:33:00.000-08:00

should i get this t-shirt made...

clipper tshirt

hmmm....30 bucks is kind of pricey. well...if i have any readers left, please vote yes or no.

thanks!

2007-11-16T01:34:00.000-08:00

are you kidding me!

i guess these are the steps i need to take in order to take my dance class at mt. sac:

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Thank you for using our online application.  Mt. San Antonio College
makes extensive use of electronic communication and you should expect
to receive regular information from us via electronic means.  Please
regularly monitor the e-mail address you provided to us on your admission
application.

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my.mtsac.edu using your SSN# and your date of birth (mmdd)
to retrieve your Mt. SAC identification number.  All newly
admitted students are assigned a registration window.  The
Office of Admissions and Records currently sends this information
to students via US mail .  However, the fastest way to view your
registration window is online at my.mtsac.edu.  Depending
on which term you are applying for, you should expect to receive the
information no later than a month before the start of the term in
which you want to enroll.

Please read and understand the information below.  It will help you
smoothly transition to the campus and to complete the enrollment
process.

. As soon as possible, request that official transcripts from all colleges
attended be submitted to the Office of Admission and Records at
1100 N Grand Ave, Walnut, CA 91789-1399.  This process usually
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verification of exemptions, please contact the Assessment Center
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They can also help you if you believe you qualify for an exemption.
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Once again, thank you for choosing Mt. SAC for your educational goals.
We look forward to being your educational partner on your personal road
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what the heck?!?!? i dont have time to go to orientation! the things i have to do to become a dirty dancer....

2007-11-13T00:12:00.000-08:00

yeah...not so much.

before i try to get on the show....i think i should learn how to dance first.

since im trying to keep busy and my promise to have a dance routine for susan's wedding, i decided to take a dance class. after searching for half-an-hour, i was able to find a school that had the class....mt. sac! and the classes are on days i dont have softball. how awesome is that?

man...i am soooo straight.

heres the schedule if you want to join me..

whos coming with me?????? anyone???

im going back to school baby! and i get a new school id!

2007-11-11T22:23:00.000-08:00

i think i need to change the name of my blog to....

after 3 years of gambling, lets recap what i've lost:

-a great girlfriend (im thinking the cheating thing also contributed to this loss?)
-a lot of money
-some hair
-respect for myself
-friends

not too bad. i didnt lose that much.

lets recap what i've won:

-a bottle of vodka from playersonly.com (cause we all know how much i love to drink!)
-a football from betgameday.com
-high blood pressure
-a lot of swim suit calendars from different sports books

okay, so i didnt really win anything. but i had a lot of fun while doing it! wait...i didnt have any fun. man im retarded!

for the last three years, i've made a lot of stupid decisions, especially the last six months. ive been very selfish. hmm...i think you could say im a huge dick?

i know this blog isnt going to reverse what ive done the past six months, but its not too late for me to change. i want people to know that i have a gambling problem and i want people to know that im trying to stop. so far so good. its been three weeks and im doing pretty good. its not saying i wont have any urges later, but i will deal with it then. i can only take it one day at a time. got keep busy. good thing i still have some friends left and a great supportive family.

i want to be like this again (pre-gambling days)...

i think it can happen (not the vietnam part, because im stuck with that. thats why i started!)....

2007-08-27T11:09:00.000-07:00

greetings everyone from the great northwest....

eh...its not that great, but it is really nice.

since im not doing anything right now, i decided to go and watch the angels play tonight against the frickin mariners. it should be a good game and i hope i dont get beat up cause im here by myself.

i want to post up some more pictures, but the damn internet is lagging. hopefully i can revise this post tonight. anyway....going to visit bruce lee's grave now, so ill be back later.

go angels!!!!

2007-08-25T14:07:00.000-07:00

where in the world is john huynh....

check back tomorrow to find out!

2007-08-21T17:10:00.000-07:00

hes out of control!!!!

two weeks ago i helped my sister out by babysitting nathan while she went to work. after putting him to bed, i went back in to check on him and i find him with this....

after i took it away, i came back into the room to find him with this...

i talked to him and i told him he was too young to start drinking. he promised me he would stop, so i decided not to mention it to his parents.

well, today linh and i baby sat again and guess what i found this time...

i need to stop this before it gets way out of control! yeah...joes right, i have way too much time on my hands.

2007-08-16T03:27:00.000-07:00

viva las vegas (i think i've used this one before)!!!!

this week my family has a visitor from vietnam. since im not doing anything right now, i thought it would be a great idea to take him to vegas. heres a picture of xinh (its pronounced sin, like sin city. ah...the irony)...

seriously, it is way too hot here. i already want to go home. just kidding. so far this trip is going very well! i am up cash money, i am in my room before 6 am, and i didnt do anything stupid tonight. of course i still have one whole day to take care of all three, but i guess you wont know until you come back tomorrow.

well, here are some pictures i took today...

i flew jetblue for the very first time today and i love it! why...

directv!!!! now i want to fly jetblue everywhere! to the supermarket, to angel games, and to work! oh wait...

im staying at the flamingo and since im chinese, they made check in here...

woo hoo! im staying on the 25th floor! my favorite number...

after dropping off our bags, xinh and i headed over to bellagio to eat at the buffet...

sorry, wrong picture. heres the correct picture...

i love the bellagio buffet! its my favorite! not only does it have good food...

it has the best creme brulee, bar none...

after dinner, we headed over to the bellagio garden. this months theme is some lame patriotic thing...

i got bored, so i left to go eat my peachy peach...

that was pretty much our evening. well, that and the strip club. eh...it was boring, so we left and i continued to gamble afterwards. i won even though the girl next to me was hitting on 14, when the dealer was showing 16 and i was betting 5X's her amount. i also rolled for 30 minutes....a john huynh first!!!! now i need to go to sleep so i can get up in the morning to workout. shoot...i dont even know this john anymore. first, im not out there gambling and now im going to get up early to workout? for those who are worried about me, i told you i would be good...

2007-08-13T20:17:00.000-07:00

two weeks of fun. i think it should be two weeks that i wasted instead.

week one...

monday, july 30

errands day! made joe lunch, watched srubs and went to the drycleaners. yes, i wasted that day....

tuesday, july 31

went to souplantation! its my favorite place for mac and cheese. well that and e. coli...

after souplantation, i decided to go and bowl 10 games. my best score with my 12 lbs ball (yes...im weak)...

switched to a 14 lbs ball...

my highest score with the heavier ball...

watched barry bonds tie the homerun record....

then watched barry break the record...

finished watching the dodgers suck....

supporting evidence that proves brad is a napkin racist...

wednesday, august 1

a day at the getty...

a wonderful view of downtown (thats if you can see it through the smog of course)...

bumble bee from transformers...

thats all from the getty folks (i love the face shes making behind me)...

thursday, august 2

lunch with casey...

huntington library with tina...

the garden i asked tina to winterball...

my sensitive bitch picture...

the library's most famous picture. the blue boy. it should be the gay boy if you ask me...

my favorite part of the library, the japanese garden (also gave me an excuse to take a picture of the chicks in the corner)...

friday, august 3

a day at long beach...

visited the campus bookstore to buy my alumni license plate and tshirts...

trying to hack into the school computer system...

getting denied...

the business building where i spent everyday and made no friends...

our famous pyramid. its like the luxor, but its not...

the dorm i lived at my first year and where i also made no friends...

i went to long beach for five years and i never visited the japanese garden until today...

the cool tshirts i bought for me and joe...

whew...that was tiring. dont forget to come back for week two! actually, week two will be a lot shorter. maybe ill just revise this post. i dont know...just come back!

2007-08-10T10:34:00.000-07:00

guess where im going to in october...

new zealand and....

australia baby!!!!

what do i have to lose? if i dont do it now, when will i get another chance to do it? now i just need to find someone to go with....

2007-08-03T11:25:00.000-07:00

RIP...

he didnt even get the chance to see long beach today. what a sad, sad day. a moment of silence please....

2007-07-31T04:01:00.001-07:00

guess what i found...

now its time for me to go and make love to it, i meant play with it...

2007-07-31T03:18:00.000-07:00

day four...

today's blog will be very short. i only have two things planned for today. having lunch with some peeps (due to work related reasons, today's lunch buddies have asked me to refrain from revealing their names or images) and then i will take corinna to her very first angels game.

since i woke up at 11, i missed working out again for the 3rd day in a row. instead, i went to lunch at this place that rhymes with jazz and cat cafe. you can take a guess where and with whom i went to lunch with, but i will neither confirm or deny your guesses.

as for the evening, brad, corinna, and i enjoyed a night at the ballpark (although its still very bright)...

angels won 11-6! we were all excited about the victory...

way to go corinna...her record is now a perfect 1-0 at angel games. now she has to go to every home game for the rest of the season. also, if she could learn to be a power hitter, that would really help the angels out too.

overall i had a lot of fun at the game, except when brad was being all pissy for no reason...

oh wait, he just had to pee. my bad. but i did find out something new about brad. hes a napkin racist! he said...i think dodger stadium napkins are better, because they're white. i hate angel stadium napkins, they're brown...

you ignorant bastard!

2007-07-27T02:42:00.000-07:00

day three...

guess what? today is visitation day! im going to start off my day having lunch with miss mayra tota...i mean mrs. mayra tota. after lunch i will visit my cousin and the kids. then i will end the evening with some starbucks with sherry (since she complains we never visit her). not only did i get to visit everyone today, i also learned a lot of new things i will share with you suckas stuck at work! any of it useful...probably not.

so i woke up today at 9:00 thinking i had to leave the house for "work". luckily for me, my mom had to leave early again, so i went back to sleep. unfortunately, that means i had to push back my first day of working out. since i dont really have anything planned for tomorrow morning, i am forcing myself to finally go work out.

hmmm...i just learned that i might be wasting my money with my ballys membership and fooling my mom is going to be easier than i thought.

crap, i cant believe its already ten...

oh...gotta get ready for morongo!!!!! no...i didnt go to moronog today, thats for tomorrow! im kidding, i had to get ready for my lunch with mrs. mayra tota...

since mayra works in beverly hills, i figured leaving at 11:15 would give me plenty of time to meet her at noon. yeah...not so much. i knew i should have left earlier. but i learned a lot of people in los angeles dont work anymore, so there are a lot of cars on the freeway. i also learned that sometimes you need to leave your house earlier, but if you want to look this good, sometimes you're going to be late...

thank you again guys for the belt and hat!

i finally get to mrs. tota's work at 12:30! i swear i hate los angeles! an hour and 15 minutes to get to beverly hills?!?! damn you mapquest...28 minutes my ass!

after lunch, we stopped by pinkberry for some dessert...

i just learned that pinkberry isnt frozen yogurt and that 4 bucks is way too much for frozen yogurt. i also learned that people in beverly hills have way too much money to spend and i guess they dont work? i hate them. damn you rich people!

after my lunch with mrs. tota, i met up with my cousin and his kids. just to let you know, if you dont have to go on the 405, i would advise you to never use it! i also learned that you should never use the 405 to get to the 101. i also learned its not that comfortable driving in 90 degree weather with the heater on. damn you gay miata. well, being able to play with the kids was worth the drive. when i finally met up with the kids, i learned some new things about them...

derek likes to ride girlie pink bikes...

ashley boo looks cuter with a missing front tooth, than most little girls with all their teeth. my little hill billie...

dy-lan has four new teeth and it hurts when he bites you with them...

man...when you're not working, time goes by so fast! i looked at my phone and it was already 930! i remembered grandma sherry goes to bed early, so i gave her a call to make sure she was still awake. unfortunately, she was still awake. i kid sherry...i kid.

sherry is good people. shes a good listener. and i've been talking a lot lately, so it works out...

even though sherry and i liked to tease each other at work all the time, it was nice to have a peaceful conversation for once. i learned we have a lot in common...

i had used to have a black poodle that went blind and deaf and she has a white poodle named puffy....

puffy is pretty gangsta. she wanted me to call her p-doggy. i wouldnt mess with her. she pretty ruff! dont judge me...

oh...she also likes to plant stuff and i also like to sow my seeds! hehe. she grew these grapes herself. i was quite impressed...

hmmm...what else do we have in common? oh...i moved to california 20 years ago and she moved to california 15 years ago. whatever close enough. uh...she was born in taiwan, i was born in michigan. both out of california. she thinks im sexy, i think im sexy. see...we have a lot in common!

lastly, i saw a shooting star from her backyard. too bad i didnt get to take a picture of it. it was cool! i asked sherry if she saw it and she said no. she said maybe it was an airplane that crashed. yeah....

so i made a wish cause i guess you're supposed to make one if you see a shooting star? what the hell...im still waiting for that miniature elephant!!! if not, ill take a miniature horse..

2007-07-25T23:11:00.000-07:00

day two...

today i actually woke up earlier than yesterday....

that's only because i thought my mom would still be home. luckily for me she had to leave early for work today. since i didnt have to rush out of the house, i figured i didnt have to rush my first day of working out either.

instead of working out, i went downstairs to check my abm email...

dood...look at those guns! what am i thinking...i dont need to work out. i've been blessed with those 2 inch pythons!

after spending an hour online, i found out there was an angels game at 1230. i was contemplating whether to go to the game or just stay home and watch it. since joe finished his work early, i told him i would make lunch and he should just come for a nooner. guess what his answer was...

so this is what i had to work with for lunch:

rice...

lettuce...

rib eye steak...

and voila....

looks good huh? too bad it was rubbererrrry...

where is jerry and his cutco knives when i need him?!?! eh...cant complain, this entire meal cost me five bucks! im on a budget now. i need to find more things to do that doesnt require cash money. any ideas anyone? if so, i would gladly appreciate them!

since im on a budget now, what did i decide to do after lunch...

san manuel indian bingo and casino!!!!!

just to let you guys know, i only went for research reasons! brad and i are supposed go next next monday to play bingo and i wanted to go and scout the bingo room. make sure its up to our standards. cause you know how crazy we are about bingo!

heres how i look before i head into the casino...

i was kind of scared to see what i would look like when i left the casino. lets hope i win everyone....

as i approach the entrance, i find the sign i am looking for...

which leads me to...

BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGO!!!!!! you should see the size of the bingo hall...its huge! i would attach a picture, but right when i was about to take a picture, the security guard yelled at me. they said something like i cant take pictures, because i could use the pictures for terrorist plots. well, if the damn casinos would just stop taking our money, people wouldnt be so angry and they wouldnt try to blow these casinos up! stupid indians! i kid. i take that comment back. i guess im just an indian comment giver! haha!!!! laugh...or else!

after being there for only an hour, i decided it was time for me to go. so how do you guys think that one hour went...

thats right baby...winner, winner, chicken dinner! i won 200 bucks! i need to give all the credit to my gangsta belt! last time i went to vegas i didnt have my new belt and i lost big. this time i went to san manuel and i had my new belt and i won. i guess we'll really find out when brad and i go back for bingo! anyway, this 200 bucks should hold me over until next next monday.

and on my way home, of course i had to come across this sign...

hmmm...who created that line, "i pity the fool." is that god's line or is it mr. t's" line? oh that would be a good fight though. mr. t vs. god! i think god would win, but it would be a close line. im thinking -135 perhaps.

after san manuel, i met up with joe, jose, brad, an, and tien for dinner. it was brad's first day back from washington d.c. and he surprised us with some sweet presents...

thats right, we're the four single fedora brothas!!!!! with our belts and hat, the ladies will be putty in our hands! who needs money? we have cool belts and cool hats! this is going to be sooooo easy. yeah...im going to be single forever. sigh...

2007-07-24T22:55:00.000-07:00

my first day of freedom....

so today was my first official day away from abm. a day late, but i finally did it...i left! of course ill be back for close next week, but whatever, ill deal with that later.

when i first decided to quit, i had this great idea to try and do something different for 40 straight days. after thinking about it, i dont think i can really do it. its exhausting! i will try my best to do something everyday, but i dont know if it will be something new and different. i just know, theres going to be a lot of visits to costco, toys r us, and target. the best part about this though...my parents dont know i quit!!!!!

without further ado, my first day recap....

not wanting to waste my first day away from abm, i decided to get up at...

i had to get ready to meet up with my old co-workers from abm. i mean its almost been 24 hours since i last saw them, so i wanted to catch up with them and to see how they were doing. but the real reason, it was jocelyn's bday today...

we ate at this place called sambi...

it was okay. it wasnt the best, but it wasnt the worst japanese food i've had either. after we all finished eating, we took a group picture and went our separate ways. i asked everyone if they wanted to go to the mall with me, but none of them said anything. jerks...

after lunch i went on my crusade in search of the transformers monopoly game...

i first tried target and all i found was spider man crap...

what the hell?!?! they have a whole section for spider man, but they dont have anything for...

fox and the simpsons people are retarded. they are totally promoting this movie all wrong! whatever...it's their movie.

after leaving target, i went to the mall hoping i could find it there. instead, i find a pair of shoes i like and end up buying....

at the rate im spending cash and the rate the cash is coming in, i think ill run out of money by mid-august. yeah...that sounds about right.

i also tried going to toys r us, but i couldnt find it there either. my god, i cant find it anywhere. i cant believe im going through all this trouble to buy a game im not even going to open! it just going to sit there with all my other unopened toys. god im retarded. im going to try again tomorrow. if i cant find it then, i guess ill just order it online.

after wasting three hours, i decided to do something productive. i went to sign up for my membership with bally's...

hopefully i can go from this....

to this....

i know....im so predictable. but i had to use his picture again...hes so frickin sexy!!!

after signing up with bally's i had to go to my softball game at 6:30. i should have just stayed home. we lost 29-1. no folks, that is not a typo. we lost by 28! no joke, this has to be the worst team ever! its okay, i dont have to pay to play, so i wont complain too much.

when i got home, i worked on my ex co-worker dennis' myspace page. i dont know why, but i did okay. so check it out and add him as a friend.

so today was a pretty busy day. i know i didnt do anything crazy or anything cool, but i kept busy. at least i didnt waste my first day away from abm.

as i was stuck in traffic today, i was thinking to myself, why did i quit abm? why am i doing this? and then i saw this sign and it all made sense....

but really...i need this time to enjoy life again. i need to have fun again and just do whatever i want to do. i was becoming angry and bitter from my poor habits and my poor decisions. i need a change for the better and i can only do it a day at a time. i need to earn the trust back from some important people in my life and today was a start. sorry to get all sappy, but i need to do this and i hope i can entertain you guys along the way.

2007-07-22T02:29:00.000-07:00

two kwik-e-mart visits, two different experiences...

this past monday, brad and i went to the dodgers vs. phillies game. the outcome isnt important, but after the game we went to the...

i guess as a promotion for the simpsons movie, they decided to change some 7-11's into kwik-e-marts. here are some of the pictures brad and i took...

the real apu was cooler, but i didnt get to take a picture with him. but we did get a "thank you, come again...."

hot dogs with homer. of course im retarded and i have my hotdog facing the other way...

stupid ralph didnt want to pick his nose with me! he was being all snotty! haha! whatever. its late and im tired...

since joe didnt get to go with us on monday, we decided to visit the other kwik-e-mart on venice. its weird, this kwik-e-mart is way better!

since the movie is coming out soon, there are a lot of different products being placed in the movie. i thought this one was kind of odd...

hot dogs with homer, again...

yeah...this kwik-e-mart is way cooler than the burbank one. they gave us the hot dogs for free! i guess if you leave your wallet at home and have no money, they dont charge you! as long as you eat it before you leave the store. they also give you free drinks to wash down the hot dog. amazing...i know!

wait, how old am i again...

2007-07-19T09:33:00.001-07:00

what should i do today...

a) turn in my passport application

b) batting cages

c) go get my application for hotdog on a stick

i guess ill figure this out while i take my dump! btw....rick dees sucks!

2007-07-15T17:16:00.001-07:00

i hate you eric huynh! but if you dont want her, ill gladly take her...

nevermind. i cant even take care of myself.

2007-06-27T00:38:00.000-07:00

my dreams of working at hot dog on a stick will arrive sooner than i thought....

Last day at ABM (anal bunghole mark)

2007-05-14T00:09:00.000-07:00

fag or faggot...

i had a discussion with brad today:

pinkymon2225 (12:04:23 AM): your lady called me a fag
BSH84 (12:04:31 AM): did you break a glass?
pinkymon2225 (12:04:39 AM): worse
pinkymon2225 (12:04:44 AM): fell asleep after one drink
BSH84 (12:05:02 AM): haha, okay i need to make a chart of what each thing means
BSH84 (12:05:06 AM): glass- faggot
BSH84 (12:05:14 AM): one drink - fag
pinkymon2225 (12:07:41 AM): aight
pinkymon2225 (12:07:44 AM): later faggot
BSH84 (12:07:58 AM): later fag

you be the judge...

yeah...im going with fag.

2007-04-26T00:28:00.000-07:00

introducing the newest member of the huynh family.....

nathaniel "shooter" han!

he was born on april 18th, making him an ares. he weighs 5 lbs. 4 oz. and hes 17 inches long. about the same size as my weiner...give or take 15 inches.

wow...he's already 1 week old. he can already read and write too! plus, he's probably more mature than me! and he has his license too! just kidding joe...he only has his drivers permit.

since i dont have anything else to say about him, im going to post some more pictures i made with microsoft paint!

nathan as nate dogg....

nathan talking trash....

nathan as blanka from street fighter....

man...if im not nathan's favorite uncle after this post, i dont know what else i'd have to do to be it. if not his favorite, he better at least add me to his fav five!

2007-04-03T01:06:00.000-07:00

if i only had facial hair (the hitler)....

or maybe i'd go with this look (the fu man chu)....

or perhaps this (the zangief)....

no, i definitely would go with this one (the dirty sanchez)....

yup...this blog took me 45 minutes to do. totally worth it!

2007-03-29T01:16:00.000-07:00

long beach state....

sucks! as predicted they lost and the game went over! i think the final score was 1,453,238 to 4. i cant believe we gave up that many points. oh well...we'll get them next year! damn lady vols!

so i went to the clippers game today with my cousin and we were talking about all the things ive betted on in the past.

here is a list of things ive betted on:

1) nba (damn you celtics!)
2) nfl (damn you denver broncos!)
3) ncaa basketball (damn you chris duhon!)
4) ncaa football (damn you sec!)
5) nascar (i love you tony stewart)
6) horse racing (gotta love the triple crown)
7) womens ncaa basketball (i cant stay mad at those damn lady vols)
8) arena football
9) golf (darren clarke is a very clutch golfer)
10) boxing (winky wright cant be wrong)
11) mlb
12) ncaa baseball
13) soccer
14) nhl
15) wnba (i love me some detroit shock!)

and the best one.....women's olympic basketball!

what problem? i dont have a problem....

i dont think jen will find this post too amusing.

2007-03-15T21:07:00.000-07:00

let the madness begin.....

&lt;a href="http://www.7is7.com/otto/countdown.html?year=2007&amp;amp;amp;month=03&amp;amp;date=16&amp;amp;hrs=11&amp;amp;amp;min=45&amp;amp;sec=0&amp;amp;amp;tz=local&amp;amp;title=Long%20Beach%2049ers%20vs.%20Tennessee%20Lady%20Vols&amp;amp;amp;lang=en&amp;amp;show=dhms&amp;amp;amp;mode=r&amp;amp;cdir=down&amp;amp;bgcolor=%23CCFFFF&amp;amp;fgcolor=%23000000"&gt;Long Beach 49ers vs. Tennessee Lady Vols&lt;/a&gt;

currently im in first place (my picks, in case you want to bet). of course im not playing for any money....

2007-03-13T01:57:00.000-07:00

guess whos going to the big dance baby....

thats right...long beach won the big west championship on saturday 94-83. this will be our first time back to the tourney since 1995. if i did my math correctly, thats a 12 year drought. i didn't know we sucked for so long...

anyway, it was a great game! im so glad i was able to witness it in person. oh wait....i didnt go. instead, i went to this indian restaurant with jen called akbars for dinner (maybe they should change it to y-akbar). i guess ill just have to wait another 12 years to experience another long beach championship.

in case anyone cares, long beach will be playing friday at 2:45 against the tennessee lady vols. if you're going to bet, here is my analysis for the game:

1. take the over. this game will be very high scoring. both teams are small and all they do is run and shoot threes. the biggest guy on either team is 6'10".

2. i dont know if the line is out yet, but im thinking the lady vols will be giving long beach +4.5 (just checked....long beach is getting +7). wow...i wouldnt touch that. but if i were to bet and it was an unbiased pick, i would take the lady vols. unfortunately, im a homer, so take long beach!

3. long beach is a #12 seed. #12 seeds have a long history of pulling off upsets in the tourney. hopefully, long beach can continue this trend.

4. oh...whatever you do, take the opposite of what i suggested. if you know me, im not the greatest at sports betting. but since im not betting on this, im sure it will go over and long beach will cover.

maybe i should put 5 bucks on the lady vols. that way im pretty much guaranteeed a long beach victory. im going to need approval from jen, but im sure she'll understand....

im so excited! lets go get 'em bitch! sorry....beach!

2007-03-07T23:09:00.000-08:00

free agency....

tonight was our semifinal softball game, which we lost 15-11. i dont think we would have lost if i was batting higher in the order. okay, so i went 0-3 with a strikeout. nonetheless, i believe my skills are being wasted at the bottom of the lineup. now that the season is over, i am comtemplating whether or not i should offer my services to the highest bidder. i need a team that is willing to pay me top dollar for my services. who else can strikeout or pop up better than me? i mean i do it with such sexyness and flair! yeah....i didnt think so!

im in the prime of my career and i believe its just time for me to move on. i wish nothing but the best for nuts and bolts. thank you for giving me the opportunity to play every wednesday. unfortunately, i just have to do this.

here is a list of things i will expect in my contract from my next team:

-guaranteed batting clean-up
-private jet
-massage after every game
-$25 million per season
-snickerdoodles before every game
-breast milk to go with the snickerdoodles

i think this is pretty reasonable. its the going rate for a player with my experience and skill.

one last thing....RIP Captain America!

2007-03-05T00:20:00.000-08:00

day five....

im sure you folks are dying to find out what i did on my last night in new york....

remember....i was forced to see this. i want to clarify any misconceptions in regards to me wanting to see this. it was voted by the people and i am a man of my word! you voted, so i had to do my part. so once again, i would like to confirm that i am not gay, although my actions and body would beg to differ.

so lets see how the results were formulated:

-phantom of the opera: 55 electoral votes, since phantom received 3 popular votes from california.

-atlantic city: 3 electoral votes, since atlantic received 1 popular vote from the district of columbia.

-the other three options were omitted because we had retards partially select all five different options.

whew....i guess my relationship was counting on a strong showing from california. way to go california!

now that i've been back for two days now, i'd have to say i really miss new york. just because i really didnt work, i ate a lot (courtesy of abm), and i really had no worries....

but guess what folks....im going back in may!!!!! plus, i get to see the angels play the yankees! man....this is working out great. i couldn't ask for a better region. of course this is the honeymoon stage. wait until i screw up and then they'll hate me. better milk this while i can.

can we please lift our cups and give a huge salute to new york....

to new york!

2007-02-28T20:23:00.000-08:00

day five....

sitting in my room right now with nothing really to do. just finished eating dinner with my bosses ella, mike, and paul magda at this restaurant...

i would attach a picture of them and what i ordered, but i forgot my camera in my jacket. lets just say we bonded. sorry.....im really tired.

so this is my second to last night and i dont know what i should do tomorrow night. thats where you, the readers come into play! yes....all five of you get to decide what i am going to do on my last night in nyc. whatever you guys vote on, i will do (sorry, only one vote per person). this also forces you people to leave me a comment. i never get any stupid comments!

option #1:

phantom of the opera

lets think about the story....its about a guy with a messed up face that falls in love with some pretty chick. yeah...like he has chance. maybe seeing it for the third time, they will change the ending for me? maybe he scores with her this time and they have a lot of phantom babies? okay...maybe not. after thinking about it, i hope you dont make me watch this (hehe...im just using reverse psychology).

option #2:

rent a car and go to atlantic city

pros:

- get to gamble
- get to play blackjack
- get to play craps
- get to gamble
- could win a lot of money

cons:

- i have to rent a car
- have to drive for 2 hours to get there
- i will lose a lot of money
- jen will be sad
- jen will kill me

yeah...i dont think this will be the right choice, but it's up to you, the reader!

option # 3:

lace strip club

im not really into strip clubs....hehe. i will only go because you're forcing me to go. please dont make me.....

option # 4:

head up to harlem to participate in a game of dice and try to take a picture with a drug dealer. im sure there are plenty of dealers around that are willing to take a picture with me. i heard they're really nice guys!

option #5:

get a hooker. dont worry, i promise to have a lot of pictures to share if you guys vote for this one.

so there we have it folks....our very first vote! please make my last night a memorable one! i hope you guys make the right decision...

in the meantime, i will go back to playing the new transformer game ive been playing the last three nights (click on the picture to play it yourself. use grimlock...he's king!).

as puffy would say.....vote or die!

2007-02-27T21:51:00.000-08:00

day four....

today was a colossal let down. why you ask? because i missed the opportunity to watch phantom of the opera for half off? stupid dinner! i tried to get to the show by 8 and when i get to the box office, they inform me that the show already started....it started at 7! i know what you're thinking....that's gay. you know what....yeah, it is. oh well, im kind of over it now. maybe ill watch it tomorrow...

not only was i disappointed by this phantom thing....dinner was a big let down too! when i first arrived in new york, i found out michael jordan had a steak house inside of union station. so i've been holding off trying it. after my crazy last night, i decided to treat myself to a nice dinner.

the steak looked better than it tasted. at least my date enjoyed her meal......

oh wait....i was by myself. the best part was when i first got there and asked for a table.

greeter: so how many?
me: uh...one
greeter: oh, just one? uh....okay (sad face).

so how could this night get worse you ask? since i didnt want to go back to the hotel, i decided i needed to do something. yeah...bad decision.

worst comedy club experience ever! yes....even worse than tracy morgan. dont ever go here if you dont know whos performing. it was so sad. a bunch of no names telling crappy jokes and absolutely no one laughing. pretty sad.

at least i met someone after the show. she made me feel a lot better. sorry jen, but i didnt mean to. it just happened....

oh crap...it was a guy! oh well....he had a friend. so we decided to go back to the hotel and have a little m&m action. ill let you guys know how it went tomorrow.....

2007-02-26T21:03:00.000-08:00

day three.....

lets say today was very uneventful. i worked, went to dinner and watched 24, in that order. i hope i get to do more tomorrow. here are a few pictures i was able to take today...

my temporary desk.

me pretending to work.

of course someone had to walk by when i took this picture. why do timers have to be 10 seconds? can't they cut it to 5 seconds?

left over snow from last night.

even 24 sucked today! im gonna sleep now. hopefully tomorrow will be better. goodnight!

2007-02-25T19:33:00.000-08:00

day two....

since i only had four hours of sleep and i write like a fob, this post will only consist of my pictures from today. enjoy....

10:35 a.m. ("the sphere" it was damaged during the world trade center attacks.)

10:42 a.m. (picked up my pass for access into lady liberty. she was so worth the 45 minute wait.)

11:20 a.m (new jersey, taken for jessica.)

11:35 a.m (lady liberty looking all hot.)

12:20 p.m. (orginal flame that was replaced with my cousin lum, because he's flaming gay!)

12:30 p.m. (helping her out...she wasn't clear.)

12:35 p.m. (decided to take the stairs instead of the elevator. struggled badly. how am i supposed to do the mud run in march?)

12:45 p.m (wally up-skirt shot of lady liberty.)

12:50 p.m.

12:57 p.m. (awesome view from the top of the base.)

1:30 p.m. (construction at the wtc site...no jokes here.)

1:40 p.m.

2:05 p.m. (chinese new year parade.)

2:15 p.m. (i asked the lady if she had any i love LA t-shirts. she just gave me a dirty look....whore.)

2:25 p.m. (only 3 bucks baby!)

3:48 p.m. (at the museum of natural history. found someone with a bigger forehead than tyra banks!)

4:25 p.m. (strolling through central park. i guess it was george harrison's bday?)

4:40 p.m. (restaurant nick and jessica had their 1 year annivesary dinner. its nice to see those two kids are still in love.)

4:50 p.m. (im a swinger, baby!)

6:15 p.m. (i spent a total of 10 dollars on food today.)

6:25 p.m. (cute show. i think jen would have enjoyed it more. at least i didnt fall asleep.)

6:45 p.m. (taken right before it started to snow. oh yeah....dont ask someone who doesn't speak english to take the picture for you.)

9:30 p.m. (i never eat fruit. had a strange craving.)

today was very long, but i had a lot of fun. damn! now i have to work. hopefully, i wont have to stay late tomorrow or the rest of this week.

before i go to sleep, let me leave you with this conversation i had with jen:

truxelgal: how was the rest of your day
pinkymon2225: tiring
pinkymon2225: i walked from 81st to 41st street
truxelgal: holy crap
pinkymon2225: want to know who won what so far?
truxelgal: you better not
truxelgal: or i'll kill you
pinkymon2225: hahha
truxelgal: PLEASE
truxelgal: seriously don't
pinkymon2225: im glad scorsscesie finally won it
truxelgal: fuck you
pinkymon2225: hahahahahahahahhaha

i love her.

2007-02-24T23:13:00.000-08:00

day one.....

i love new york!

not this new york.....

this new york....

man, today has been a very tiring day. if you have an 8:30 flight in the morning....dont try to stay up, so you can sleep on your flight.

to kill time, i decided to go driving in the mountains. yeah....not the brightest idea in the world. in case you didnt know, the roads are more narrow. crazy....i know! so after falling asleep a couple of times driving down the mountain, i got home around 4:30ish to finish packing.

thanks to jen, i had a list. all i had to do was gather everything and check it off. i think i did a good job of organizing my suitcase....

got to the parking lot shuttle at 6 (i know my flight was at 8:30, but i had a friend...cough...wally...cough... who missed a flight last week, because he's retard and tried to check in 30 minutes before his flight. since i didnt want the same thing to happen to me, i decided to leave early).

it was freezing this morning.....

flew continental for the first time. let me tell you....i love continental! the plane ride was smooth, the service was great, and the guy stewardess....not gay!

after landing, i headed over to get my bags. whatever you do....do not go with super shuttle! they're the worst! i had to wait an hour for them to pick me up and then we were stuck in traffic for another 45 minutes.

arrived at my hotel, the roosevelt....

its really nice. and my room is huge.....

for jen!

i can barely get around. its okay. as long as i have a bed and a desk to blog, i'll survive.

its 8:30 now and im starvin like nicole ritchie. for some reason i was craving jap....anese. lucky for me, i found this place right next to rockefeller center....

i love company paid trips! i ordered whatever i wanted. actually, i dont know if abm is going to pick this up, so i didnt go crazy. oh well, ill try to pass through anyway....

i started off with some fried tofu and toro. oh my goodness....toro is soo good. so soft and juicy and it tastes so good too! i had to order more, along with some salmon skin and soft shell crab....

while i was eating, i was eaves dropping (sp?) on the two girls next to me. what?!?! we're the only ones in there! anyway....they were complaining about their boyfriends. one girl's boyfriend had a bad temper and the other girl's boyfriend had a problem saving money. wait....since when did i have two girlfriends in new york? word of advise for them....give up! he's never gonna change! just kidding jen....

after i ate, i headed over to rockefeller center to visit their observatory deck. they just reopened it and i wanted to see the view, since i've already been to the empire state building. man...im so glad im here by myself. the view is so crappy, im glad i had no one to share it with.

seriously, its really nice up there. you get the view of the entire city and you can see all of central park....

im thinking it looks better in the daytime.

on my way down the elevator, i thought to myself....hmmm, what would brian boitano do? it came to me...he would want me to be gay and go ice skating by myself (yeah....i used this joke already).

didnt feel gay at all skating by myself. its okay....i got to skate for 45 minutes. it was good excercise and i got to see a lot of people eat it. so good (lonely) times!

now for the best part of the evening. i was saving this part for last. for the past three weeks, brad and i have been looking everywhere for this f-ing toy....

but guess who found it......

its the last toy i needed to finish my collection and now i have it! im so happy right now....

this trip is definitely going better than expected.

damn it! its 3:46? crap, i need to get up by 8 for my trip to liberty island. i have a lot planned for tomorrow, so come back, okay?

good night everyone! time for me and soundwave to go to bed.....

2007-02-14T01:18:00.000-08:00

happy valentine's day!

i......

jennifer melanie chin!

sorry everyone, this is probably going to be my gayest post ever. but since jen and i decided not to buy each other gifts, i decided to make this valentine's blog for her instead! as brad would say....dont judge!

valentine's day is just a lame holiday, that makes single people feel bad. can't you just show your significant-other how much you love them any day of the week? damn you hallmark!

oh well....this stupid holiday has given me an excuse this year to go to vegas to gamble, watch earth, wind, and fire, and participate at this years nba all-star jam session. also, this will be the first time jen and i have been back to vegas since our last trip in 2002. let's just say it was a bad trip for the both of us. if im expecting to score on this trip, i dont think i should go into full detail of what happened, so lets just leave it at that.

i guess this trip is a chance for me to redeem myself? everyone....wish me luck!

2007-02-12T01:26:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER! MR. ABRAHAM LINCOLN.....

i've attached a picture for your reference (minus the hole in the head of course). sorry...not cool at all.

lets see if my math serves me correctly....he would only be 198 years old today. in dog years he's only 28.2857. yup...i did that in my head. if he ran for president again, he would be the youngest president ever!

enjoy.....

GETTYSBURG ADDRESS (1863)

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that the nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

~Abraham Lincoln

2007-02-11T01:09:00.000-08:00

remember this game.....

tonight, it helped confirm something we already knew. you sir are sorry....

2007-02-10T01:25:00.000-08:00

please help......

hello everyone. normally, i try not to blog more than twice a week, but today im going to need everyone's attention. today is my cousin jim's birthday (and will, his twin bro).....

and he is trying to reach the 1,000 comment mark before his one-year blogoversary in april. as a birthday gift, i am trying to support him in this cause. i mean slowing down global warming can wait....this is something special that can actually be accomplished.

jim actually takes time and effort when blogging, unlike me and brad. no offense brad, but jim actually knows all this gay html stuff and knows how to use photoshop! so if you are actually reading this, i apologize for the mediocrity that is posted and i ask you to give my cousin a shot. while you're over there, leave a comment. is that too much to ask? go do your part and leave a comment!

http://rhymeswithgin.blogspot.com

i also have his link on the side. so after you read his blog, i know what you're going to think....how in the world is he related to me? i have no clue!

in unrelated news, brad and i have come up with a new phrase....shes pissin haaaat! like jessica alba....

or kelly osbourne.....

sorry.....i went tooooooo far with that one. if i knew photoshop like jim, i would have put a puppy dogs face on that nasty white body.

back to my story....if a girl, like jessica alba, is really hot. where water cannot put her out, so you have to pee on her instead? thats when you use....she's pissin hot!

its one step above "smokin." i think some people have accidentily taken this phrase out of context (i.e. ray jay and r. kelly). we're just figuratively speaking! dont go do it...its not even close to being cool. now pooping on her...thats a different story.

okay....see what happens when i blog more than twice a week. i start talking too much and stupid mediocre blogs are posted. now that you're done, please go visit jim's blog. oh yeah....visit brad's too. both their links are on the right side of this blog.

enjoy!

2007-02-07T00:29:00.000-08:00

NEW YORK BABY!

just finished booking my trip to new york for work. here is a copy of my itinerary, in case any of you guys would like to fly out and join me....

Your trip: Los Angeles to New York City (and vicinity)

E-Ticket purchase has been confirmed by the airline. No tickets will be mailed. Airline check-in locations require government issued photo ID and may request proof of current date travel (such as a printed copy of this itinerary or a printed receipt) to issue a boarding pass. Airport security checkpoints may require you to display both your boarding pass and photo ID before proceeding to the gate, so we recommend that you obtain your boarding pass before proceeding to the security checkpoint. Your hotel reservation is confirmed. Your attractions & services reservation is confirmed.

Expedia.com itinerary number: 118730240514
Airline ticket number(s): 0057815516028
Continental confirmation code: BN15KP
American Airlines confirmation code: EWKVAF

Main contact: John Huynh
E-mail: jhuynh2@msn.com

Home phone:

(818) 5791929

Traveler and cost summary
John Huynh	Adult	Add Frequent Flyer number(s)	$1,349.21

Flight taxes/fees, Hotel taxes			$176.05

Total amount charged			$1,525.26
Note: The flight portion of your trip is charged directly by the airline. This will result in you receiving a separate credit card charge for the flight, but the total charges on your credit card will be equal to the trip price.

View payment history.

Flight summary

To verify flight information, you can check your flight status and departure gate online, or contact the airline directly. Seat assignments and meal preferences must be confirmed with the airline; we cannot guarantee that they will be honored.

Sat 24-Feb-07

Los Angeles (LAX)
Depart 7:10 am

Newark (EWR)
Arrive 3:27 pm

2,459 mi
(3,957 km)
Duration: 5hr 17mn

Flight: 1403

Economy/Coach Class ( Seat assignments upon check-in More Information ), Breakfast, Boeing 737-800, 80% on time

Total distance: 2,459 mi (3,957 km)

Total duration: 5hr 17mn

Thu 1-Mar-07

New York (JFK)
Depart 2:25 pm

Los Angeles (LAX)
Arrive 5:35 pm

2,459 mi
(3,957 km)
Duration: 6hr 10mn

Flight: 117

Economy/Coach Class ( 25J ), Food For Purchase, Boeing 767-200, 70% on time

Total distance: 2,459 mi (3,957 km)

Total duration: 6hr 10mn

Hotel summary

Sat Feb-24-2007 (5 nights)

Roosevelt Hotel New York

	45 E 45th St New York, NY 10017 USA	Check in: Sat Feb-24-2007 Check out: Thu Mar-1-2007

Reservation questions: +1 (800) EXPEDIA
For other information contact the hotel: Tel: 1 (212) 661-9600 Fax: 1 (212) 885-6168

Hotel class: More lodging info

Room description:

Petite Special - Sleeps 2

Contact:
John Huynh

1 adult / senior

Unless specified otherwise, rates are quoted in US dollars.

The price you selected DOES NOT include any applicable service fees, charges for optional incidentals (such as minibar snacks or telephone calls) or regulatory surcharges. The lodging facility will assess these fees, charges and surcharges upon check-out.

Activities & Services summary

IMPORTANT: Be sure to bring all vouchers with you on your trip. We cannot guarantee access to your booked Activities & Services without your voucher(s). View and print all vouchers.

Description	Date	Quantity
NYC Airport to Manhattan Hotels Transportation Details	Sat 24-Feb-07 -- Thu 1-Mar-07	1 Traveler
NYC Manhattan Hotels to Airport Shuttle Transportation Details	Sat 24-Feb-07 -- Thu 1-Mar-07	1 Traveler
Avenue Q - 7 PM Show Details	Sun 25-Feb-07	1 Traveler
View and print all vouchers. Then bring them with you when you go.

hehe...i bought a ticket to see avenue q. shhh....dont tell ella.

ill be gone for five days, so i plan to have daily updates while im on location. sorry jim, im stealing one of your blog ideas. hey..take it as a compliment. i mean its the american way. you know...to steal ones idea and try to take credit as if it were your own!

wow....two blog in two days. i guess im trying to make up for my long hiatus.

oh... stay tuned for my next blog. its gonna be good. when i say good, i really mean not sucky like dane cook....i hope.

2007-02-06T01:10:00.000-08:00

Happy African-American Coaches Day!

wowsers! is this really a day?

www.holidays.net ....i guess so.

first tony dungy wins the superbowl and now he has his own day? im pretty sure he's gonna go to disneyland pretty soon too! congrats to him and the indianapolis colts. of course they couldnt have done it without god. i guess god hates the bears. i hate "bears" too!

hmmm....so its been three months since i've last blogged. sad to say...nothing new to report.

actually....jen and i are looking to buy a house, so thats pretty exciting. i also sent in my audition tape to deal or no deal.

so far, the prices for homes in california are just plain ridiculous! you cant even buy a nice house for 500k. we're interested in this place....

its nice, but its right next to a railroad track. i dont mind, i love trains! gay sex train! right joe? brad?

as for deal or no deal....i havent heard from them yet. i sent the tape in a month ago and i have yet to hear from them. seriously...have you seen the show? i can act like a doucheface better than most of the ones that actually get on the show! really...ask all of my friends and co-workers!

im getting tired, so im going to go sleep now. for the past three months i've been trying to think of something to write about, but i couldnt think of anything interesting. now that i've started, i have so many things i want to write about, but its too late and im getting tired.

so before i go to bed, im going to blog about something thats been bothering me lately......global warming! everyone, please do your part in curbing the huge carbon output we are creating daily. i mean, if you can walk....walk! if you're going to buy a new car....get a japanese one! if you're going to set a fire....do it when you know its going to rain the next day! see....we all can do our part. if you havent seen this movie....

please do. if not, we wont be here in 2o years.

also, the polar caps are melting, so a bunch of polar bears are drowning. its bad enough panda bears are becoming extinct, now we're going to lose the polar bears too?!?!!!!!

soon we wont see this anymore.....

now im really depressed! sorry for getting all preachy everyone, but i am really concerned. please do your part. oh yeah....remember to recycle too!

2006-11-06T00:03:00.000-08:00

PANDA STRIKES!!!!!

i never thought i would ever say this, but bowling is really fun! yup....brad, christie and i just joined a sunday bowling league and it lasts for 26 weeks! the best thing about this league....we get to go to vegas in june! of course, jen is very happy about this.....

since im in this league now, i realized i needed shoes and a ball. i decided to go with the shoes first. i finally ordered them last week and they arrived on thursday. they only cost me $35 bucks and they're soooo cool. normally i bowl around 100-115, but with my new shoes i bumped it up to 135. its totally the shoes. they take my game to another level......

cool huh? they're haaaaaat! or flaming...whatever.

now on to my ball. i think im going to get this ball......

when i first saw this ball...it just bowled me over! get it?!?! i know....how do i do it? i dont know.....cats a do it, dogs a do it, but how do i do it?!?

im pretty set on this ball, but they should make a ball that looks like a grenade. and when it hits the pins, its like it exploded. that would be awesome. i'd buy it.

so after i get this ball, maybe my score will jump up another 20 points. i think it can be done. if i could only learn how to hit the #10 and #7 pin.....

2006-10-23T23:31:00.000-07:00

the real sports gal.....

this saturday, jen and i visited the happiest place on earth....

i wish.....

instead, we went to disneyland for jen's bday. before we headed to disneyland, i had to get an oil change for my accord.

we got to dealership around 8:30 a.m. hoping no one would be there. but when we got there, we were told my car would be done at 10:15. i asked how come it's going to take so long and she informed me that there are "just" 35 cars in front of me. what the heck? are they changing the oil for all the cars on the lot?

so we head over to the waiting room which happens to have four plasma tvs showing "college gameday"! i was sooooo excited! i didn't mind if we had to stay for 5 hours! jen on the other hand didnt seem too happy.....

as im sitting there watching "college gameday" and reading the paper, jen is sitting there looking pretty bored. as i glanced over at jen, i was thinking about this guy who writes for espn (not in that way. actually...sort of). his name is bill simmons and every friday he writes about his nfl picks for the upcoming games on sunday. in his article, he also has his wife, the sports gal, randomly pick games to see who will have a better record at the end of the season. so far bill simmon's wife is kicking his ass. and he's a so-called "professional" analyst....

since simmons has the nfl covered, i decided to steal his idea and asked jen to pick this saturday's top 25 games. here are her picks i remembered and the reason behind why she took them (since its her first week, she will not go against the spread. she just needs to pick the winner):

#1 ohio st vs. indiana: ohio st. "they're number one, right?"
#2 michigan vs. iowa: michigan. no reason, cause i gave her the look of death if she took iowa.
#4 w. virginia vs. connecticut: w. virginia? (yes jen, they won yesterday. we were watching the game.)
#5 texas vs. #17 nebraska: texas. "they beat usc, right?" (yes, they beat your alma mater. as you can tell, she's still reeling from the national championship loss.)
#21 wisconsin vs. purdue: wisconsin. "because milk is good for you."
#10 notre dame vs. ucla: rolled her eyes. she couldnt believe i even asked. so im guessing notre dame?
#11 cal vs. washington: washington. "oh...huskies. i like dogs."
#7 tennessee vs. alabama: tennessee. "cause you're the only ten i see."
#22 boston college vs. florida st: boston college. "cause we went to boston."
#19 rutgers vs. pitt: pitt. "cause they're going to "steel" the game. jen, thats the nfl. i dont care."
#12 clemson vs. #13 georgia tech: clemson. "their paw logo is cute!"
#14 lsu vs. fresno st: lsu. "isnt ralph machio from fresno? you mean k-fed? no, i mean karate kid."

jen's record: 18-1.

maybe i should have asked jen for her picks when i started sports betting. anyway....lets see how jen does next week.

stayed tuned.....

2006-08-23T00:26:00.000-07:00

hair today.....gone tomorrow!

you know what sucks? when you notice your hair falling out! i guess it's my own fault for making fun of a certain someone.....

hmmm....what should i do? shave my head bald, so i can get used to looking like a turd? or figure out a way to gel my hair over, so it's not noticeable? fuck....this blows! im really sad right now. this really sucks! i hope i have enough hair to cover it up.

you be the judge. this was my hair 5 years ago....

this is my hair now.....

here's a close-up to prove im not overreacting....

i hope i never look like this....

not only am i losing my hair....im getting fat too! this getting old thing blows! i need to cheer myself up. i need me some gunther....

ahhhh....i feel a little better now.

2006-07-20T15:24:00.000-07:00

guess what today is? aim rememberence day!

yup! yesterday was opposite day and today is aim rememberence day. is that even a word? anway, in order to honor this day, i decided to take the day off and talk on aim all day, because i don't have access at my current job (see how i said current cause i hate it and im going to look for a new one soon).

good thing the government put a day aside for aim or else i would have never gotten the opportunity to catch up with duly, an old family friend......

she's the one in the middle.

here's a sample of our conversation:

pinkymon2225 (3:12:24 PM): i like your picture of steve from chippendales
Babee legs (3:12:46 PM): he's so cute
Babee legs (3:12:54 PM): how do you know steve?
Babee legs (3:12:56 PM): did i put his name?
pinkymon2225 (3:13:09 PM): i just know.
pinkymon2225 (3:13:11 PM): i hate him
Babee legs (3:13:16 PM): hahaahahahaha
pinkymon2225 (3:13:17 PM): all the chicks love steve!
Babee legs (3:13:23 PM): and nathan minor
Babee legs (3:13:27 PM): he's a hottie too
pinkymon2225 (3:14:05 PM): john huynh?
pinkymon2225 (3:14:08 PM): not so much...
Babee legs (3:14:17 PM): he's cute too i suppose
Babee legs (3:14:50 PM): i would totally go out with you john if you weren't with jen. she's so lucky!

okay, so i made the last line up, but she said everything else! there's no actual point to this blog, i just wanted to brag to the five readers that i have. boo yah! she sooooo wants me!

2006-07-01T02:22:00.000-07:00

jack bauer or wolverine.......

you know how every couple has a list that allows you to sleep with that one superstar if you ever had the chance to? well, i guess jen also has allowed me one man-crush, to go along with that list. you know, where its okay for me to get butterflies in my stomach when i see him and i wont be considered gay?

well, up until a month ago, that man-crush solely belonged to this man.......

yes folks.....JACK BAUER! who else can fake his own death, kill people just because, and fly a commercial airplane? that's right.....only one man, jack! in case you dont see why hes my man-crush, here are 50 other reasons why....

1. If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win forever.
2. Every mathmatical inequality officially ends with " Jack Bauer"
3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and hehad a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
4. If you wake up in the morning, it is because Jack Bauer spared yourlife.
5. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killedSutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
6. When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
7. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
8. Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove Lance Armstrongit wasn't a big deal. He also thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
9. Superman wears Jack Bauer underwear.
10. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the nexthalf-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
11. What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does notbleed.
12. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of himfinding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
13. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious rightnow is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
14. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle-Eastern men.
15. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fairfight.
16. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun...and won.
17. Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one foolsJack Bauer.
18. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he wasshooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
19. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
20. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at supermanfor having a weakness.
21. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
22. Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made himblink.
23. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that IS a realfact.
24. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His secondfavorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
25. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
26. Jack Bauer once double teamed someone...by himself.
27. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
28. Jack Bauer would vote for Hillary Clinton for president just so hecould assassinate her.
29. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
30. When Jack Bauer watches a pot, it boils immediately.
31. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30am.
32. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
33. In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
34. If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of thebus.
35. It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
36. Jack Bauer can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key.
37. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
38. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
39. Every day is the longest day of Jack Bauer's life. For terrorists, theshortest.
40. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
41. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIAMost Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloadedthe movie Dodgeball.
42. If Jack Bauer and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack wouldmake a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
43. Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Jack Bauer. After fourminutes of interrogation, they admitted that Jack Bauer was God.
44. Jack Bauer rents videos and never rewinds them, ever.
45. Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they faveup the location of the egg.
46. Jack Bauer once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ballpoint pen. This lead to the phrase, "the pen is mighier than the sword."
47. Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.
48. When the kids born in the twenty first century grow up, they will nothave heroes, but rather Jack Bauers. Jack Bauer is the only hero.
49. Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was achild. Once.
50. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

i mean after reading this list, how could my feelings even wander you ask? well....after watching X-Men 3 last month, how could you not admire wolverine. just look at him.......

he fights with bed head and he had to kill the love of his life in order to save our lives. i almost cried, but it didnt involve a little black kid dying, so whew....i was able to hold it in.

jack is great and all, but wolverine has the ability to heal quickly and the cool blades that come out of his hands, unlike this turd.....

and he's not gay like this guy....

or in love with his blades like this guy.....

its just so hard. i dont know who i should choose. jack or wolverine? after thinking about this for the past two weeks, i know whom my heart belongs to....

damn christmas tree terrorists!!!! thank god for jack........

2006-06-15T01:34:00.000-07:00

hi everyone. today, i've decided to do something different. instead of being lame and stupid, im actually going to be serious. sort of.....

while i was taking my afternoon shit at work today, i was reading an old sports illustrated magazine. as i flipped through the magazine (on the very last page), there is a story that grabs my attention by rick reilly. its a story about the nets. not the nets we're familiar with. not the ones we use for tennis, basketball, soccer or volleyball. what kind of nets is he talking about......mesquito nets.

here is the information that i got from the UN Foundation website that explains what i am talking about:

In Africa, mosquitoes can kill. Every 30 seconds an African child dies from a malaria infection transmitted by a mosquito bite. Every day 25 million pregnant African women risk severe illness and harm to their unborn children from a malaria infection. Malaria can be prevented through a simple, inexpensive measure: sleeping each night under a net treated with insecticides that kill mosquitoes or stop them from biting. An insecticide-treated net that remains effective at least four years costs just US$5 to $7, but most Africans cannot afford them.

The UN Foundation is working with the World Health Organization, the Global Malaria Programme, African governments and individuals to help protect African women and children from this deadly but preventable scourge.Help make insecticide-treated mosquito nets available to all pregnant African women and young children.

$5 people! thats all we need to give to save an entire family. we spend that on stupid things everyday.....cds, movies, magazines, even gelato! im not trying to be a saint or mr. nice guy, but its just a sad situation for the people of africa.

so come on folks, be nice and help marvin see another day.......

please do your part and donate here:

https://www.unfoundation.org/donate/donate.asp?program=malaria

yes folks, i am being serious. the above link directs you to unicef and not my bodog account. or does it.......

please donate or else karma will come and get you. trust me, karma's a bitch, i would know.....

2006-06-03T21:35:00.000-07:00

7 months old!!!!!!

hey everyone! my blog is now siete months old and people still arent reading it. damn counter! ever since i've added this counter, i get more and more sad.

hmmm....should i offer bribes like my cousin? should i add naked pictures? should i just give up and not blog anymore?

of course not....im juggernaut bitch! im going to take some time off to see how i can spice this thing up. maybe ill pimp my blog. make the layout more hip and cool. eh...i cant even figure out how to pimp my myspace. its amazing.....tards i knew in highschool make their pages so cool, yet i barely figured out how to add music to my page.

i dont know what i can change, but i'll think of something....

cause if i can change....you's can change.....we all can change....

btw...i like the new paris hilton song. you know what....dont judge me!

2006-06-01T01:07:00.000-07:00

damn teeth....

so my wisdom teeth are coming out and it hurts like hell. i guess you have four wisdom teeth and they decide to come out when you get older. thats just not wise-dom. good one God....give us some useless teeth that dont fit in our mouth! i could go on about some other useless body parts, but i will refrain since i dont want to be struck by lightning or hit by a car.

four years ago, my first wisdom tooth decided to come out (of the closet) and there was no room in my mouth for him. so my gums got infected and i had to go and get it pulled out. since i just finished school and i was broke, i could only afford to have one pulled out, instead of all four. who would have thought it would hurt so f-ing bad! look how long the root is....

now that i have dental insurance, im thinking of having the other three removed, along with getting braces, and having them whitened. what do you think....

i look like madonna! im starting to talk with an english accent too!

i was thinking.....are my teeth even that bad? instead of braces, should i get these.....

yup....grillz! this is one of the cheaper ones. it only goes for $170. i live in el monte, so i figure in order to enhance my street cred, i think i need to get a pair. they look really good, right?

my goal is to one day look like this......

if you're down to get some too, here is the link: http://www.mrbling.com/

you can thank me later......

2006-05-22T01:01:00.000-07:00

GAME 7 baby!

going to phoenix today, to watch the clippers dispose of the phoenix mercury.

hopefully, we can contain nash....

stay tuned for a recap of the game. i hope phoenix residents arent douchebags like bostonians.....

remember....game time is at 7:30!

go clips!

2006-05-14T23:14:00.000-07:00

whew.....

that was a close one folks. the clippers almost pulled a "lakers" on us, but the clips were able to hold on with a clutch three from alien "sam i am" cassell and win 114 - 107. the clippers should just go ahead and retire his jersey along with all the other retired clipper jerseys....

yes folks, that is our wall of banners and retired jerseys. come on, the clippers dont have anyone to retire? loy vaught....danny manning....charles smith....bob mcadoo....benoit benjamin??? i would add michael olowokandi, but he hasnt retired or died yet. i would of course prefer the latter.....

seriously.....even the avengers have a banner!

there are two reasons why i am very ecstatic about this victory....

first, the clippers were able to tie the series 2-2. now they go to phoenix on tuesday, where they try to go up 3-2 in the series.

secondly, i dont have to hear shit from my co-workers. i think i was more concerned about that. it's already bad enough that i get very very very upset after a clippers' loss (and if any of you guys have ever seen me upset after a clippers game, you know what im talking about), but now i have to hear it from my co-workers??? lets just say its a good thing the clippers didnt choke or i think a "ron artest" melee would have erupted at work.....

now i get to go to game six and dunleavy, ill be ready when you need me........

2006-05-11T00:30:00.000-07:00

CLIPPERS WIN! CLIPPERS WIN! I WASN'T WORRIED AT
ALL.....

WORD!

just a thought. the year the angels won the world series....it was the same year i bought clipper season tickets for the first time. that year the clippers were supposed to be good, but sucked. this year the clippers are actually good and the angels suck. hmmm....maybe the clippers will win the championship this year? wow....im in bizzaro world. i feel like im in the twilight zone. whoa.........

i just want to thank the los angeles angels of anaheim in orange county of southern california for sacrificing this season for the sake of the clippers' championship aspirations.

go clippers! go lakers.....to hell!

2006-05-07T22:10:00.000-07:00

the past year or so, i've been trying to read more. because of this, i've decided to start my own book club. you know, like oprah's book club, but i actually read the book. come on, you're telling me she actually has time to read. and no, i am not being racist. black people can read....sort of. i kid. i'm just saying the lady is super busy, yet she has the time to read these excruciatingly long novels? yeah...i didnt think so either. in order to serve the public, i will provide a reliable and credible source and actually read and review the books for you. although it takes me three months for me to finish a book, i will actually read it......

i dont want to copy oprah's title and get into any legal battles, so my book club will be called:

"fantasia barrinos's book suggestions" (hehe....she can't read!)

first book up for review.....

written by the same author of The Da Vinci Code, dan brown does a great job of putting this story together. I think Angels & Demons is more thought out and more suspenseful than The Da Vinci Code. if you have some understanding of christianity and you like conspiracies, then this will be a very good read for you. its fictional, so some of the things that occur in the book are somewhat outragous. if you're looking for something intellectual, maybe you should read something else. if you want to just sit down and read something fun, this book is for you.

im not gonna sit here and review it for you.....read it yourself!

since this is "fantasia's book suggestions" here are some reviews from people who have read this book:

"just read it dawg..." -randy jackson

"i'm stupid and i can't read, but i heard you should read it. i hate you simon!" -paula abdul

"im gay....." -ryan seacrest

next book....

im sure everyone has read this, so just go and read it. try to read it before the movie comes out, so you can see how well ron "opie cunningham" howard keeps to the story. i had a lot of fun reading this book too. it is more fast-paced than Angels & Demons. dan brown did a good job of keeping you guessing throughout the book and you feel cool when you put the clues together. although i was somewhat disappointed with the ending, i dont think there was any other way for him to end the story.

so the above two books only took me seven months to read. i am pretty sure you can finish it up faster, but i like to take my time or you can just say im retarded....duhdadoooo!

next book on my plate.....

inspired by my trip to washington dc (still have to post the pictures from our trip), i wanted to read about what actually happened during the war for our independence from those bad teethed bastards! this book is only 300 pages, but the bibliography is like 200 pages. i think ill just read the first 300 pages.

hmmm....since this book is only 300 pages, i think i should be able to finish in two months. so come back in two months and ill let you know if you should read this book or not.

btw.....Yo Momma is on right now and i want to drive this pen into my ears right now. i hate this show sooooooooooooooo much! so stay tuned and come back for my blog about my hatred for this stupid show.

if you come back, i will give you one-thousand dollar cash money.....

deal....................

or no deal??????

2006-03-16T00:25:00.000-08:00

in case you haven't heard, i quit miraclebeam. i finally left that hell hole. i am now working at this place called abm engineering. its a nice place, but i have no internet and i have to work twice as hard! i email back and forth with joe and brad, but its not the same as aim.

so i was sitting at my desk today, thinking of jobs or things i might look into. i narrowed it down and i decided im going to be an actor.

think about it...actors make millions of dollars and they get to make love on camera with other hot actresses. it doesn't get better than that. you get paid to make out and "pretend" to have sex. i can also tell jen, "im just working dear. i don't really get turned on making out with heath ledger, i mean rachel mcadams." you can join cool cults like scientology tooo!!!! all glory unto xenu.....

i've been working on my method acting, tell me what you think:

excited or playing a retard.....

sad....

scared....

frustrated......

furious (after losing my money) .........

witnessing a miracle....

oh....all the fans and groupies i'll get to bang. i cant wait!!!!!!!

2006-03-15T22:30:00.000-08:00

lakers vs. clippers......january 7, 2006:

happy new year everyone!!!!! oh wait...its march now huh? oh well....

its march already???? my god that was fast. anyway, enough of this jibba jabba.....

lets just say i hate kobe.....

the first half was really up and down. the lakers started off by taking a 9 point lead in the first quarter and then the clippers came back to take a 7 point lead heading into the half. in the third quarter, the clippers were up by 13 points at one point. that's when my tummy started to feel funny. not haha funny....more like that feeling you get after seeing a picture of carrot top...

folks....he's not wearing underwear!!!! that's just disgusting. yup....that's exactly how i felt.

this picture is almost as sexy as star jones wearing a thong bikini!!! i have a picture of that too, but i can only subject you to one nasty picture per blog.

so back to the game.....the clippers are up by 13 at this point, so i can afford to run to the bathroom to take a dump. of course its not just a regular dump, its crazy diarrhea. its like a broken levee in new orleans....it just wouldnt stop. too soon or not cool??? i think im gonna go with both.

the whole time im in the crapper, kobe decides to go off on the clippers. i didnt write that on purpose either.....it just came out. he scores 40 of his 50 points in the second half. lets just say he pretty much beat the clippers himself.

so in honor of kobe bryant.....

i put jen in the kobe hold. she was able to get out of it, but luckily for me, she didnt press charges.

im sorry, did i say kobe? i meant "mamba". seriously.....how gay of a nickname is that???? and he gave it to himself too!!!!

supposedly, mamba is some sort of a snake that attacks without warning and has no mercy for its victims. i guess that girl in colorado felt the wrath of the "mamba". i kid i kid.....

when i hear mamba, i only think of one thing.....

okay...if you're as good as kobe is, you can give yourself a nickname. but don't abuse that power by picking a gay name like that.

to help kobe out with restoring his image, i decided to help him out with some cool nicknames:

"the tightwalker" (cause he wears tights to play basketball and i heard he's tight with his money. okay, i made the last part up.)
"the black ballerina" (again, cause he wears tights to play basketball and he is so graceful on the court.)
"therapist" (cause he plays mind games with the opposing players and hes a rapist.)

i like "therapist" the best. i think its catchy. if i were kobe, i would go with the last one.

oh....after the game, i realized why i had diarrhea. it was just a mild case of food poisoning. just a 103 degree fever and non-stop diarrhea. too bad it wasn't 98 degrees and rising. overall....good times!

how did i get sick you ask? jen, shirley, lisa, wally, and i went to eat sushi the day before at this fucking place called "sushi cafe"......

its located on colorado in old town pasadena. take a good look at this picture. if you ever walk by it, do not go in. if you decide to go ahead and eat there, dont blame me if you get sick, i tried to warn you!

that was pretty much the game. but before i leave, i want to post a conversation i had with jen during the game:

jen: who's gonna win rookie of the year?

john: chris paul.

jen: who does he play for?

john: new orleans.

jen: new orleans???

john: the hornets. they moved to new orleans. charlotte has a new team.

jen: really??? they have a new team name? what is it?

john: ill give you a hint. its an animal.

jen: uh....i dont know.

john: okay, it has two parts to its name. one part is the nickname of one of the players on the team. the other part is a human name.

jen: uhhhh.....i don't know.

john: fine. what is cuttino mobley's nickname?

jen: uhhh.....i don't know.

john: cat....cat mobley!!!

jen: tomcat???

john: no, close. it starts with a "b".

jen: bearcat???

john: nope, but closer.

jen: i know! boris-cat????

john: yeah....boris-cat. its bobcat!

jen: ohhhhhhhh.....haha. im so retarded! john, you are so sexy and smart. i am so lucky to find someone as hot and sexy as you. did i mention you are far superior than any guy i know? intellectually and physically....

john: i did not know that, but thank you.

okay, i made the last part up. peace out!

2006-01-24T16:16:00.000-08:00

no game to report today, but i think you will enjoy this more.....

in case you didnt know, i work at a crappy place called miraclebeam. actually, i don't work anymore, i just sit here and watch my panda tai online (http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html), watch 24 season one, surf the net, and talk to brad on aim.

that's what i do at work.....

but what does my boy andy do at work? this is how sweet he is....

we have a tv with a dvd player at work, so andy decides to take it and put it under his desk so he can watch his movies. so what kind of movies does andy prefer to watch.....the kind where men and women have sexual intercourse. some people call it porn, i call it well scripted sex documentaries. its not even current porn...its porn from the 80's.

here are some porn titles in case you want to rent them at your local blockbuster:

-deep oral ladies, volume 3
-cream facials, team cream
-cream facials, more than a mouthful
-fierce fucking, killer blow jobs
-wet 21, cotton panties

and my favorite....

white chicks, black dicks, and mo!

in case you dont believe me, here is a timeline of andy watching porn today:

10:02 am....

10:08 am....

see....im not making this stuff up. i think joe is enjoying it too.

10:36 am.....

andy's exact words, "you know how this is cheap porn? the guy's dicks are small."

11:36 am....

yup....still watching.

12:10 pm....

i think he's watching something else now. yeah......

12:41 pm....

notice his facial expression never changes. is he bored or taking notes?????

1:15 pm.....

2:23 pm....

even wally needed a quick porn break.

3:34 pm....

joe is back to keep andy company.

3:58 pm....

my camera battery finally died, but i think i could have gotten one more hour of pictures. i love asking andy a question and having to call his name at least five times before he answers me. i guess i know how jen feels when she calls me while im watching sports.

i hope andy doesnt get pissed, but i had to do this. to show him how sorry i am, im gonna bring him some good porn tomorrow. none of that 80's shit....

2006-01-09T21:12:00.000-08:00

broncos vs. chargers.....december 31, 2005:

i swear, nothing good ever happens when it involves me and the chargers. if i bet on the the chargers, they lose. if i bet against them, they win. if i go and watch them play.......it rains!!!!!! you know what's even better? when you actually bring a jacket and raincoat, but you decide to leave it in the car. it probably won't rain, right......"knock on wood"

so brad and i leave my house at 9:30 and we decide to go to mcdonalds to pick up some breakfast. after finishing my breakfast and oj, my stomach tries to tell me something. what did he say, you ask....."you better find a bathroom soon, cause i can't hold this shit in any longer! oh yeah, don't be stupid and eat at sushi cafe too. trust me....you will regret it!" i should have listened to him. who would have known how wise my stomach is????

so we finally get to san diego at 11ish and i run to wendy's to use their bathroom (not wendy tai...cause she's hot). guess what....their toilet is broken. so where do i end up going....party city baby! i guess that place lives up to its name, cause i had a hell of a time in their bathroom, although i think i would of had more fun at the pants party....

....but good times were had. brad was so jealous, he wanted in on the fun too.....

after our search for the bathroom, we headed over to the tram that takes us into the stadium. we figured it would be better than being stuck in the stadium parking traffic and it would save a lot of time and money too. yeah......not so much.

this is us at the tram station waiting for it to come....hehehe. notice how dry we are in this picture.

we finally get to the stadium and im so glad we got tickets to game. it was sooooo fun! of course, when i say fun, i really mean painful. when i say painful, i really mean a slow and torturous death.

just imagine being at a game where it doesnt really matter who wins or loses. then, picture it raining hard in the middle of the first quarter (no regrets with my decision to leave my jacket in the car at all). finally, having to sit in front of loud drunk cholos and listening to them yell stupid shit and being too afraid to tell them to shut the fuck up. i wanted to take a picture of them, but brad and i decided it would be in our best interest to live by not taking a stupid picture for this blog. i say it was a good call on our part.

here is a sample of what the cholos were saying during the game:

cholo #1: kick it to the fie....kick it to the fie!!!!!!!!
cholo#2: tackle the gay fawwwker!!!!
cholo#3: kill him ay!!!!
cholo#1 or #2 or #3: denver fuckin' sucks!!!!!
cholo #2: go charger!!!!!

first of all...it's five with a "v" damn it. secondly, the broncos don't suck. the broncos just scored and the chargers aren't even trying. i guess they've already given up on the season, as evident by the final score....

lastly, there is an "s" at the end of chargers. i swear.....is it that hard to say "lakers" or "chargers"? of course these guys win "douche of the game" honors....hands down!

this game seems eerily familiar. it felt like deja vu (not the strip club).....

yes....liquid blue! the same "liquid blue" at the clippers kings game. this time they were a lot better. they just sang the song like how it was supposed to be sung and they looked good too. i guess they took my advice. i can't believe they read my blog. i'm so honored. see....this blog is about constructive criticism, not tearing down. yeah....

right after the ladies finished their performance, what do brad and i see next.....

derrick adrian???? yo adrian (in frank stallone's voice) !!!! i hope she says no....

at least it stopped raining by the end of the game....

uh....wait, no it didnt. fuck rain, that wet whore!

after the game, i came to a conclusion. this game pretty summed up my year in a nutshell. nothing good happened this year. when i had the chance to make the obvious pick, i decide to go against myself and take the opposite. of course i am not referring to me and sports betting, cause who's dumb enough to bet on sports? unless its the wnba, then its okay.......

okay, maybe im stretching it a little, but dont you see the irony?????

because of this, for my new year's resolution, i will do the following three things:

1. stop sports betting. not regular betting, just sports betting. well, maybe i'll just bet on the wnba and the winter olympics. hmmmm.....
2. read "the da vinci code" before the movie comes out
3. save miraclebeam

eh...i guess doing two out of three isnt too bad. miraclebeam can kiss my ass!!!!!!!!

i hope everyone has made a new years resolution list. i think everyone should try and better themselves in some way. if not, at least try not to steal cable. george foreman doesn't like people who steal cable. cause stealing cable will make him mad, and you don't want george foreman to be mad....

happy new year everyone and stay classy san diego!

2006-01-02T17:31:00.000-08:00

kings vs. clippers.....december 27, 2005:

oh my god, i can't believe i guessed the correct score for tonights game......

amazing!!!!! i should become a sports prognosticator or sports handicapper. maybe i should just gamble on sports, since im so good. easy money right.....right???????

anyway, the kings come into tonight's game having the worst record in the pacific division and they're missing three of their starters. so what do they decide to do you ask? they kick the clippers' asses....at home!!! the game wasn't even close. the clippers trailed from start to finish. it was so frustrating watching this game. since you weren't at the game, let me try and help you understand how i felt.

it's like listening to kevin federline's newest single, "popozao". you're sitting there listening to the song and you think to yourself....wtf????!!!!! how is this possible? how the fuck is this guy famous? he's like me with the softball bat....useless. yet he has more money than i do and he got to bang britney when she was very bangable??? yeah...lifes totally fair.

oh yeah, if you want to hear "popozao", please send me an email and i will send you the song....courtesy of brad of course. it is sooooo good. when i say good, i really mean shit. and when i say shit, i really mean he deserves to have acid thrown in his face.

so how does this have anything to do with the game? i don't know, but both things made me mad, so im gonna go with that.

so i come to the conclusion of why the clippers lost....

yup....it was all brad. brad, my friend...you suck!!!!! not brad miller....you!!! i guess our magic only works at angel games. our record together this past year at angel games was 8-1. we even went to del taco before the game....

why did i include this picture? just in case you guys didnt know what del taco looks like. i wouldn't want you to accidently go to taco bell instead. everyone knows taco bell in spanish means instant diarrhea. just lookin out...

so back to game ....i want to give brad the opportunity to prove that there is no real correlation between him going to the game and the clippers losing, but i don't have any games left, so too bad. let's just say we should just use "the force" with angel games.

since the game really sucketh....here are some highlights from tonight:

before we get to the game brad and i bump into olmedo saenz. in case you don't know who he is, he is the dodgers' partime first baseman and full time trash compactor....

yes....this is his actual size. he just doesn't know when to stop eating!

as we arrived at our seats.....who do we see??? ex-wwf wrestler, "superfly" jimmy snuka!!! i guess he is now working for the clippers' security team.....

in case you don't know what he looked like in his good old wrestling days, here is a picture for you to compare....

see...i don't just make this stuff up.

for tonight's game, this girl group "liquid blue" sang the national anthem.....

i swear, they should just change their name to "make your ear's bleed because we are just trying way to hard to sound different". that is another pet peeve of mine. just sing the frickin song. dont try to make it your own. this is the national anthem you are singing. just look pretty, show some boobage, and sing the song like how it is written. is that too much to ask?????? if you're going to deviate from the song, you should at least do the "step" like r. kelly. but i digress....

i know, this is getting kind of long, but i still have to name my douche of the game.

drum roll please.....

.....guy who asks the girl to marry him at the basketball game!

i hate this too! yes, i am just full of hate. come on, are you that big of an attention whore???? what if she says no? then what? i guess you just look like an ass in front of 16,000 people. eh...no biggie (in chinese it would be gao gao. like the notorious gao gao panda. su lin's dad. i just had to add that in). i was hoping she would say no. of course the bitch said yes. just kidding, i only say that because they're sacramento fans. i hope they live happily ever after.....like the shitty tv show.

finally, after the game we head back to brad's car and guess what? willy wonka is having a contest and hes handing out a golden ticket to visit his chocolate factory. lucky brad found one of the golden tickets....

oh wait....that's just a ticket for not having a front license plate. damn parking enforcement! i swear they have nothing else better to do. bitches!

so this is the first game of our doubleheader. ill be back to post our visit on saturday to san diego or as they would say in german "whale's vagina", to see the chargers play the denver broncos.

same bat time, same bat channel......

2005-12-29T00:27:00.000-08:00

rockets vs. clippers......december 17, 2005:

okay, so this post is two weeks late. hey....im a very busy man you know. eh...not really, just lazy. but really, only three people actually read this thing, so i don't think im disappointing anyone.

anyway, this game was pretty close in the beginning, but the clippers pulled away in the end. of course this game was two weeks ago and the clippers have lost 3 of 4 since then, but lets pretend the clippers are going to go on a hot streak.....

since this was a twelve o'clock game, joe and i arrived a little late....

my dad was supposed to go to this game, but he had to work. i told him to call in sick, but he decided to be all responsible instead. i told him just to quit...that's how joe and i do it when we want a day off to go to the mall or go to the batting cages or just to have a longer lunch. oh well....his loss.

getting back to us being late....we get there and we accidently sit in the wrong seats. the seats we sit in are one row behind our actual seats. i think we sit there for ten minutes, before this chick and her friend comes storming down towards us. they approach us and the asian chick says in a very bitchy tone, "uh...you're in our seats." we look at our tickets and see that's she's right. as the gentlemen joe and i are, we get up and move. when we move to our seats, we turn around and we see her and her friend sitting in the seats near the aisle. they don't even sit in their seats!!!! what the fuck???!!!!

so i guess she just likes being a bitch. i guess if she were hot, i wouldn't of said anything. but she's ugly, so she can kiss my black ass! i tried to take a picture of her, to show you guys what she looked like, but i couldn't get a good picture. here is a picture that sort of looks like that bitch.....

okay, maybe not that ugly, but its pretty close....

this game really didn't have too many highlights to report, but i did come up with a new honor i will bestow upon a lucky person at each game i attend in the future.....douche bag of the game!

this douche bag decided to wear laker gear to a rockets clipper game. he was all decked out. i hate that!!!!! with a PASSION...hehe. seriously, you're at a clipper game. you just don't do that. its like dressing up like darth vader and going to watch lord of the rings! it just doesn't make any sense. i guess it just bugged me cause this guy was a dork and he thought he was all cool. i wish i had a picture of his face or a video of him walking. i wanted to punch him in the back of the head. no, just drop-kick him in the face. hmmmm....maybe im over-reacting??? me??? over-reacting????? ask joe, he'll agree with me. im never wrong....ever!!!!! except when im not right....then im wrong of course.

that's pretty much for this game. i know you guys had to wait two weeks for this post, but it was soooooo worth it right? don't worry, i guarantee my next post will be a lot better....i hope. my next game is with brad against the kings and they suck. the clippers should blow them out by at least 50 right? yeah.....not so much. but how would i know? the game is like two weeks away, but i just have a feeling the clippers might lose. im thinking the clippers might lose 110-93 or something like that. just a wild guess. let's see if im right. until next time.......

2005-12-11T23:46:00.000-08:00

suns vs. clippers......december 10, 2005:

hmmm....i wonder who won the game?????

boo ya kah!!!!! the clippers are now 13-5 and have sole possession of first place. those words will never be uttered again in the same sentence for at least another 12 years. i am so glad i bought season tickets this year, as opposed to the first time i bought season tickets. yeah, that year the clippers decided to be bitches and suck. i think the clippers finished with their typical 27-55 record. shit...i should have just gambled my money away then.

hmmm......let me get this straight. i bought clipper season tickets the same year the angels won the world series. so i pretty much passed up watching the angels win their first world series to watch the clippers sucks. as joe would say...."mama didn't raise no fool!"

tonight's guest for the game.....

this was little corrina's first nba game. well, as you can see, she's not ten and she's not so little anymore. anyway, before the game started, we agreed that if the clippers lost, it would be her fault and she would not be allowed to any more games. fortunately for her, the clips were clutch and easily won the game. so i guess she did her part, so she's earned the right to attend future games. of course that is contingent on her swearing off the lakers forever....just saying.

as a newbie...i was very impressed with how quickly she picked up the nuances of the game.

let's recap what she learned:

-elton brand plays for the clippers
-the purple team are the phoenix suns
-a player is allowed six personal fouls, before he gets kicked out of the game
-what the difference is between a blocking foul and a charge

this is what i learned at the game:

-this girl eats a lot of candy
-this girl loves suger
-you can't go wrong with buying her a bag of sugar for christmas

i kid corrina...i had a lot of fun and thanks for going to the game with me.

after the clipper game was over, they had a special celebrity basketball game. it was soooooo good. i was so disappointed though...michael rappaport was supposed to play!!!! i don't know what happened, but if you watched the past rock 'n jock basketball games, you would understand why i was disappointed i didn't get to see him play. he's the michael jordan of rock 'n jock basketball. oh wait, did i say michael jordan? i really meant mark madsen....dancing.

yes, michael rappaport is that good.....

on another side note, 'rice 'n beans' the coed softball team i play with, won our championship game sunday. we are now back-to-back-to-back champions! i think the coed softball world can pretty much consider us a dynasty now. are we greater than the 49er's of the 80's or the cowboys of the 90's or even usc over the past few years? i think that will be up for discussion on the 'dan patrick show' tomorrow. yeah...not so much.

anyway, i just wanted to give my teammates props. they're good and i just happen to be on the team. im the will purdue on the team. i play, but i don't need to do anything. just let the big boys do their job and dont screw anything up. i can't wait to come back next year to defend our title. you know how pat riley trademarked "three-peat"....i think im going to trademark "do something thats never been done be-four-peat!" nevermind...that was just horrible.

i guess that's it for my sports weekend. oh wait....the houston rockets are coming to town next saturday and i think santa is coming the week after. so remember to come back for my next review you hear?????!!!!!

2005-12-06T01:30:00.000-08:00

heat vs. clippers.....december 05, 2005:

just another clipper victory....

yes people, my clippers are now 12-5. who would have thunk that? not me. shit, i don't even think the clipper players did themselves. of course they would never admit it....

so the game started with everette harp's rendition of our national anthem....

he did a great job, but isn't it weird, he's playing a saxamaphone. his name is harp, yet he's playing a saxamaphone. see what i did with that????? i was waiting all night to use that. yeah...im a douche.

joe didn't think it was that funny either.....

joe was my guest for tonight's game. i think we had a good time. we especially enjoyed the aroma of the bastard in front of us. i guess showering isn't a common thing practiced among all human beings. wtf....i've been to three games so far and this guy has been there too. i guess i get to smell him for the rest of the season. oh happy day!!!!!!!

the game started off on the wrong foot. at one point the clippers were down 17-5. of course the clippers rallied and at the 10 minute mark in the second quarter take a 29-28 lead. they keep the game close the rest of the way, until they pull away in the fourth to win 99-89. the clippers i used to know, would have built the big lead and then proceed to blow the lead and then lose in OT. i don't want to jinx them, but i think we're going to the playoffs baby!

on a side note, don't you hate when fans say "we're" going to the playoffs or "we" played so bad? dood, we didn't play. we're not good. that's why we pay money to see the players play. of course saying that, i did it in the above paragraph.

anyway, we also saw someone make a half-court shot to win a car....

after winning the car, he proceeded to eat the ball. what????? im kidding....

finally, on our way out of the staples center, joe and i decided to say goodbye to my season ticket sales rep....

her name is sachi and shes totally awesome. she's awesome cause she laughs at my jokes. anyone who laughs at my jokes, is okay in my book.

so i guess this is my first clipper game recap. i know it's no "trapped in the closet" but i tried my best. its 2 a.m and i need to get up early. damn this blog stuff is addicting! check back this saturday for my next post....seacrest out!

2005-12-03T21:06:00.000-08:00

ucla vs. usc....december 03, 2005:

i wonder if ucla was able to pull off the upset?????

oh wait, here's the score.....

in case you couldn't tell what was on the above scoreboard, the final score was USC 66 and UCLA 19.....a nail biter!

yes, the game was played at the coliseum and yes, it is a giant piece of shit! i've been to my share of sports venues, but the coliseum definitely wins hands down for the crappiest stadium with the nicest new bathrooms. okay.....let me get this straight. they've spent millions on renovations, yet the seats are all old, the stadium looks like it will collapse soon, sections are missing seats, but they have brand new bathrooms???!!!! and we couldn't lure an nfl team to los angeles with this beautiful architectural masterpiece? go figure.

so the day started off really well. i go to the post office to pick up my tickets and guess what....it's not open on saturdays. so i started pounding on the glass window and a lady comes out. luckily she was a nice asian lady, so she went and found my tickets. i didn't have time to get a happy ending, but i still left satisfied.

brad and i get to usc around 10 a.m. and we walk around and take a couple gay pictures....

while brad and i are walking around, we realized neither one of us went to usc. are we turd sandwiches for cheering for a school we didn't go to? then we came up with a simple answer: both of our schools don't have football programs. problem solved....go usc!

so taking these pictures killed almost 15 minutes. good thing the game started at 1:30, so we had to think of something to do. i brought a football, so we ventured over to the practice field to throw the ball around.

here is what we learned:

-brad and i can throw the ball 40 and 35 yards respectively
-brad is great at catching the tippy-toe sideline pass
-i'm not a very good punter
-lastly, don't wear a thick jacket, hoody, and scarf when you decide to throw the ball around

we get hungry, so we head over to wendy's for lunch. that's when we encountered some giant douche bags that deserved an ass beating. not by us of course, cause it was just two of us and there were four of them. haha....anyway, they come in all loud and obnoxious. "huhuh...dude, we're so out of place." no shit you're out of place. you come in wearing ucla gear and you're loud and you're a bunch of homos. of course everyone is going to notice you....attention whores! that there alone is enough to justify (like j timberlake) my hatred for ucla.

finally the game started and it is hot as hell. good thing we're facing directly into the sun....

on usc's first drive of the game ucla holds usc to a field goal. its great seeing the hope on the faces of the ucla fans. they actually think they can pull off the upset! it's great! on usc's ensuing drive, they go 80 yards and score a touchdown. that was pretty much the game as usc went on to score 56 more points to win 66-19. i wish i would have taken a picture of the ucla fans after the last score.....it was priceless! oh well, ill always have it photographed in my mind.....click.

the game is obviously over by the fourth, so brad and i sneek down onto the field to look for oj. you know, to help him with his cause: to search for nicole and ron goldman's killer. Unfortunately, we only meet marcus allen and kirk herbstreit. who is kirk herbstreit you ask.....

he is a member of espn's gameday crew and he's dreamy. seriously, im straight, but he's a good looking guy. ahhhh....i wish i were handsome like him. wait, maybe i shouldn't have said that. disregard everything i just said. nevermind....too late.

oh yeah, thanks again kirk for the texas a&m pick....ass!

i would have to say, saturday turned out to be a very good day.

let's recap:

-usc won
-i actually got my tickets
-saw ucla fans suffer
-ucla students are still giant turds
-played some football
-clippers beat the cavs
-saw my nephew and niece

okay, i hope people will actually read this. until the next game....peace out!